{"id":7361,"date":"2026-03-03T10:55:31","date_gmt":"2026-03-03T00:55:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/veritysparks.com\/?p=7361"},"modified":"2026-03-09T07:29:17","modified_gmt":"2026-03-08T21:29:17","slug":"creativity-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/?p=7361","title":{"rendered":"CREATIVITY NOW!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/trees.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-7372\" src=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/trees-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/trees-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/trees-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/trees.jpg 850w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;ve just been on a 3-day writer&#8217;s retreat with Meg Dunley &#8211; writer, editor, creativity coach and all-round amazing woman &#8211; in beautiful, green, cool Kinglake. A workshop each day, a one-on-one coaching session, readings and group chats every night. Plus lots of lovely food and lovely time to just be. Which was (for me) breathe, walk, think, read&#8230;and I actually got quite a bit of actual writing done, too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/silver-princess.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-7370\" src=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/silver-princess-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/silver-princess-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/silver-princess-768x576.jpg 768w, https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/silver-princess.jpg 850w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I had been on one of these<a href=\"https:\/\/megdunley.com\/retreat-with-meg-writing-retreats\/\"> Retreats with Meg<\/a> before. This one was even better than the first. Having my own little cottage instead of a private room in a shared house meant that I could be in my own blissful little bubble all day if I wanted. It was called &#8216;Silver Princess&#8217; &#8211; of course.<br \/>\nAnd the smaller group meant the evening conversations went wider and deeper. My fellow writers were an accomplished and generous and just generally lovely pair; I&#8217;ve come back full of ideas, energy and a much more playful approach to my work. Meg is an expert at creating these nourishing experiences and opportunities; I hope I can be a repeat retreater next year, too.<\/p>\n<p>On the last evening, instead of reading from my crime novel, I read this story which was placed second in one of the Sisters in Crime Scarlet Stiletto competitions in the &#8216;Body in the Library&#8217; section. I know you shouldn&#8217;t laugh at your own jokes, but I had tears running down my cheeks. And I was drinking non-alcoholic bubbly, too.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s called:<\/p>\n<p>CREATIVITY NOW!!!!<\/p>\n<p><em>The response to the Bessborough Writer\u2019s Circle Festival Outreach grant application was extremely pleasing.<br \/>\n<\/em>No. Boring. Marian pressed the backspace key and started again.<br \/>\n<em>We were all extremely pleased that our Festival Outreach grant application was successful.<br \/>\n<\/em>Still not right. Marian shook her head. Her writing, she knew, tended towards the bland and conventional, but lately she\u2019d been trying to change. To make her language vivid, arresting and immediate, as advised in all the writerly websites and how-to books. Though this was just a short article for the newsletter, she knew she could do better.<br \/>\n<em>I\u2019m so excited, <\/em>she began<em>, <\/em>and then stopped to look up at the poster above her desk. In big bold type it read:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>CREATIVITY NOW!!!!WITH EILISH O\u2019CONNOR<\/em><\/p>\n<p>And below that was Eilish O\u2019Connor herself, looking down with a pensive smile via the publicity shot Marian had sourced from her website. With tumbling auburn curls and proudly poised head, Marian thought it was not entirely fanciful to say Eilish resembled a Celtic queen.<\/p>\n<p><em>A Masterclass with the internationally renowned Booker Prize long-listed author!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>\u2018Masterclass\u2019 was much better than workshop. So professional and dignified. The word had gravitas. Which contrasted with the liveliness of <em>Creativity Now!!!!\u00a0<\/em> She\u2019d been so chuffed with that phrase. Vivid? Tick. Immediate? Tick! Though she <em>had<\/em> agonized over the exclamation marks; they were her particular weakness. But the Writer\u2019s Circle had let her have her way, especially as she\u2019d offered to host Eilish O\u2019Connor.<\/p>\n<p>Who was arriving at Marian\u2019s house soon. In &#8211; Marian checked her watch &#8211; ten minutes. Eilish O\u2019Connor, author of <em>The Stone Farm <\/em>and <em>The Rain in My Village<\/em>, was about to be offered tea, home-made shortbread and literary conversation before drinks in the library and an invitation-only Writer\u2019s Dinner at the Farmer\u2019s Arms.<br \/>\nLiterary conversation\u2026 A second\u2019s disquiet pierced Marian\u2019s joy. The thing was &#8211; embarrassingly &#8211; she hadn\u2019t actually <em>read<\/em> either of Eilish\u2019s novels. She\u2019d bought them online as soon as the Masterclass was confirmed, but it seemed that every time she sat down to read, something interrupted her and she had to start again. Or else she fell asleep. However she\u2019d read all the reviews on Goodreads and two or three interviews on the net and so she felt she could truthfully compliment Eilish on the \u2018raw\u2019 and \u2018gritty\u2019 quality of her writing.<\/p>\n<p>But what about her own writing? Would there be compliments or criticism for <em>The Body in the Cricket Pavilion<\/em>? Some of the Circle members had protested that two thousand words was not nearly enough for Eilish to judge the plot, the characterization, the potential &#8211; but Marian informed them that wasn\u2019t the point.<br \/>\n\u201cIt\u2019s simply that the organisers, on Miss O\u2019Connor\u2019s behalf, have to insist that all the participants have certain standard of proficiency. That\u2019s why they wanted her to look at our W.I.P.\u2019s.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat is a W.I.P.?\u201d<br \/>\nThat was Melissa Delbard, a sweet person but quite unworldly and still really struggling with that new laptop her nephew had given her to replace the electronic typewriter.<br \/>\n\u201cWork in progress,\u201d said Marian.<br \/>\nOh yes, some of them were mere babes in the woods when it came to the writing life.<\/p>\n<p>She\u2019d finished the first draft of <em>The Body in the Cricket Pavilion<\/em> earlier in the year, but she was still polishing. It was her third attempt at a crime novel, and by far her best. Her protagonist, amateur sleuth Susan Soames, was like an old friend; so much so that at times Marian felt as if Susan was actually dictating her own adventures, exclamation marks and all. Would she seem real to Eilish O\u2019Connor? Marian recognized that Susan was in the Miss Marple mould but (she hoped) with a twist. Susan was a widow, for a start. Marian was especially proud of Susan\u2019s witty one-sided conversations with her departed husband, which helped her sort the clues from red herrings.<br \/>\nThere was the crunch of tyres on the gravel outside, and Marian sprang to her feet.<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m so excited,\u201d she said to herself. \u201c!!!!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It was nearly midnight by the time Marian removed her reading glasses and turned off the bedside lamp. It was past two before she fell asleep.<br \/>\nRos from the Regional Arts Council had tried to warn her.<br \/>\n\u201cShe\u2019s a bit of a handful,\u201d she\u2019d whispered.<br \/>\nAt the time, Marian thought it was rather unprofessional of her. Now, she wished Ros had been more forthcoming.<br \/>\nAt first, she\u2019d thought Eilish was simply tired. She was certainly an attractive woman (though Marian hadn\u2019t expected her to be quite so short) but less glamorous in the flesh than she appeared in her photograph and rather red in the face. She\u2019d refused afternoon tea and gone straight to her room for a lie down. Though disappointed, Marian understood the artistic temperament. Naturally, Eilish would have that exquisite sensitivity to mood and ambience that marked the writer out from mere ordinary mortals.<\/p>\n<p>At five o\u2019clock, she knocked on the bedroom door and invited Eilish to join her for a drink.<br \/>\n\u201cIn here,\u201d she said, opening the door with an inner glow of pride. \u201cI call this\u2026\u201d She did the quote marks thing with her hands, because she didn\u2019t want Eilish to think she was being pretentious. \u201c\u2026 the library.\u201d<br \/>\nFloor to ceiling bookshelves, deep maroon velvet curtains drawn already against the chill spring night, a gas heater with pretend flames and two cosy armchairs. Marian loved this room; since Len\u2019s passing, she often just sat, quietly communing with him and plotting murder mysteries.<br \/>\n\u201cLibrary?\u201d Eilish looked around. \u201cSo &#8211; actually your parlour, living room, lounge, drawing room, what have you?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWell yes, I suppose so. I mean, it isn\u2019t an actual library, obviously, because the house is too small, that\u2019s why I did the quote marks with my fingers. It\u2019s what Len and I called it &#8211; it was a bit of a joke between us\u2026\u201d<br \/>\nEilish made no response, and feeling a bit desperate, Marian gestured towards the decanters, glasses and pre-dinner snacks which were placed on the side table.<br \/>\n\u201cSweet or dry sherry?\u201d she said.<br \/>\nBut Eilish, a look of horror on her face, pointed like Lady MacBeth to Marian\u2019s carefully arranged platter of hors d&#8217;oeuvres.<br \/>\n\u201cNuts!\u201d Her voice throbbed with emotion.<br \/>\n\u201cYes, they are nuts,\u201d faltered Marian. Surely they had smoked almonds in Dublin?<br \/>\n\u201cDidn\u2019t Ros tell you?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cTell me what?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cFor the love of Christ, woman, allergies! Nuts.&#8221;<br \/>\nShe should have been told!<br \/>\n&#8220;Seafood and fish. And sesame seeds.\u201d<br \/>\nMarian had only recently renewed her First Aid Certificate with CPR, and she knew not to fool around. For some people, the facilitator had told them, just being in the same room with the allergen could trigger potentially fatal anaphylactic shock. Acting decisively, she picked up the platter, opened the window and threw the whole thing outside into the garden bed below.<br \/>\n\u201cDo you have an Epi-pen?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNo need.\u201d And indeed, now the moment of drama had passed, Eilish did look remarkably calm. She patted her handbag. \u201cI have two, in case. Always in my bag. Always close by.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cVery good,\u201d said Marian.<br \/>\nThe first rule of Epi-pens, the first aid facilitator had told them, is <em>you have to keep them with you!<\/em> They\u2019re of no use in your bag or your jacket if you can\u2019t get to them in time. It could mean the difference between life and death. Her guest showed no sign of distress, no swelling of the lips, laboured breathing or skin rash but she resolved to keep a close eye on her anyway.<br \/>\n\u201cAh, I\u2019ll be fine,\u201d said the author, dabbing her mouth with one of Marian\u2019s hand-embroidered napkins and tucking a small silver flask back into her handbag. She must have taken it from her bag while Marian was getting rid of the allergy-laden platter. Was it brandy?<br \/>\nCompassion flooded Marian as she considered the stress of living with the constant threat of death. Though as a first aider she knew that alcohol was in fact a depressant, she was a woman of the world and understood that to one of the artistic persuasion, any brush with mortality must give rise to existential angst and an element of self-medication was only to be expected.<br \/>\nEilish helped herself to a glass of sherry, and Marian did the same.<br \/>\n\u201c<em>Slainte<\/em>.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cDitto,\u201d said Marian, recognizing the famous Irish toast.<br \/>\nEilish swigged her drink, poured another and launched into a long and no doubt fascinating discussion of\u2026Well, of something. The trouble was, though her Irish heritage gave Eilish a beguiling accent and soft lilting delivery, most of the meaning escaped Marian. She supposed it could be mutual. Was Eilish perhaps struggling with Marian\u2019s own pronunciation, her Australian accent, her vernacular?<br \/>\nSo she spoke very clearly. \u201cI beg your pardon?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAre you deaf? Jesus, Joseph and Mary!\u201d<br \/>\nMarian had been brought up not to discuss disability, sex or religion, so she was not sure what was expected of her. Conversation lapsed. They sat there together in silence until Marian could stand it no longer. Her precious chance of an in-depth one-on-one literary conversation was slipping away.<br \/>\n\u201cPlease,\u201d she burst out. \u201cWhat\u2019s your essential advice to an emerging writer?\u201d<br \/>\nEilish responded immediately with a couple of words and a ripple of laughter like little tinkling bells.<br \/>\nMarian could feel her eyes almost cross with the effort of comprehension. She thought the famous writer had said \u2018<em>apply arse\u2019<\/em>.<br \/>\n\u201cYou mean..?\u201d<br \/>\nEilish also spoke slowly and with care, and Marian\u2019s internal translator kicked in with great clarity.<br \/>\n\u201cI mean <em>apply arse<\/em>. To the seat of your chair. I mean sit there. You have to turn up, woman, and sit there, and write.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAh.\u201d<br \/>\nEilish poured yet another sherry. \u201cFor feck\u2019s sake,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n<p>Nor was the dinner at the Farmer\u2019s Arms the success Marian had hoped it would be.<br \/>\nFor a start, the local footy club was holding its traditional cross-dressing fundraiser; raucous singing filtered through to the bistro and the occasional lingerie-clad athlete staggered to the gents. It was not conducive to sparkling conversation. Or any conversation, really. It didn\u2019t help that the committee members were somewhat in awe of their famous guest.<br \/>\nEilish had no doubt experienced this kind of tricky situation before and so she filled the awkwardness with a kind of monologue, which would have been fine had she not been (understandably) quite so tired and emotional.<br \/>\n\u201cWhat the feck is a parma?\u201d she lilted. \u201cChicken and cheese? That\u2019s fecked.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cMelbourne? It was feckin\u2019 awful.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThis year\u2019s Booker? That was fecked.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAnd for feck\u2019s sake &#8211; who came up with \u2018Creativity Now!!!!\u2019? Of all the lame-arsed &#8211; \u201d<br \/>\nMarian took a deep breath, preparing to confess but dear, unworldly Melissa got in first.<br \/>\n\u201cI hope you don\u2019t mind me asking, Eilish \u2026but what does \u2018fecked\u2019 mean?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat?\u201d She stabbed angrily at the potatoes that accompanied her steak. \u201cWell, these taties are, to start off with. What is it, instant feckin\u2019 mash?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cBut\u2026fecked. What does it actually mean?\u201d<br \/>\nEilish stared at her as if she\u2019d been asked a trick question. \u201cIt means\u2026<em>fecked<\/em>.\u201d<br \/>\nEd Markov, the Secretary, spoke up. \u201cI think it means \u2018fucked\u2019, Melissa.\u201d<br \/>\nSilence, during which the team song, accompanied by animal noises, could be heard.<br \/>\n\u201cGoodness,\u201d said Melissa.<br \/>\nEighty-eight year old Mrs Ivy Jamieson, Presbyterian stalwart and authoress of <em>By Pony, Bicycle and On Foot; A Postmistress\u2019s Story<\/em>, stood up. \u201cAt offensive language, Miss O\u2019Connor,\u201d she said. \u201cI draw the line.\u201d<br \/>\nShe stalked out with her parma untouched.<br \/>\n\u201cJigger me sideways,\u201d said Eilish with an impish smile. \u201cWhat\u2019s twisted her knickers?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Hours later, it seemed, Marian managed to get Eilish home. The game of pool, the drinking competition in the public bar, the karaoke machine, the incident with the banana fritter\u2026<br \/>\nUsually, if Marian could not sleep, she got up and made herself a cup of cocoa. But tonight she did not want to disturb her visitor. Marian shivered, despite the winter-weight doona and wheat pack, as she thought about tomorrow\u2019s Masterclass. Many of the participants were Bessborough locals, fellow members of the Writer\u2019s Circle. She felt proud of them, all of them, for signing up, for exposing the vulnerable soft underbellies of their creativity. For two years now, they\u2019d been coming together at the Community Centre to workshop their ideas, to read and critique, to encourage, console and dream.\u00a0 She pictured each of them, with their precious W.I.P.\u2019s.<br \/>\nDamien Jones, a dear sweet boy and at nineteen, the youngest Circle member. He was also Bessborough\u2019s only Goth. To write <em>The Four Ethereal Winds of Kronton<\/em> in verse was a bold and unconventional choice.<br \/>\nLinny Cohen, the shy, sweet Prep teacher at Bessborough PS, working on a YA novel called <em>Is He For Real?<br \/>\n<\/em>Amanda Cox, owner of Bessborough Floristry and local history buff, digging deep into research for her historical saga, <em>All the Creeks Cross<\/em>.<br \/>\nEd Markov, retired engineer and mainstay of the Amateur Radio Club. He was already looking for a publisher for his work of auto fiction, <em>Specification<\/em>.<br \/>\nSilkie Ocean, reiki practitioner and driving instructor. <em>The Orb Within<\/em> was a truly unique combination of self-help, memoir and motoring hints.<br \/>\nMelissa Delbard, a dear friend, a keen knitter and twitcher, who had written and illustrated a picture story book, <em>Cheeky the Kookaburra.<br \/>\n<\/em>And she herself, of course. Marian Pine, widow, author of the <em>Susan Soames<\/em> mystery series (<em>The Body in the Pantry, the Body in the Vestry, the Body in the Cricket Pavilion<\/em>) and grant writer extraordinaire.<br \/>\nWas that the beginning of acid reflux? Marian reached for the Gaviscon and lay there, in the dark, pondering. Was the whole thing going to be a disaster?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It seemed the visions of shambolic failure that haunted Marion\u2019s dreams were about to come true. It was ten o\u2019clock, the advertised starting time, and only four of the eight Bendigo writers had turned up.<br \/>\nAnd Eilish was taking a very long time in the loo.<br \/>\nMarian took a deep breath, determined to be upbeat. After all, she thought, she\u2019d written the grant application; it was, in a way, her show and the old saying was, \u2018The show must go on\u2019.<br \/>\n\u201cGood morning everyone!\u201d She smiled as widely as she could. \u201cThank you for coming. Eilish will be here in just &#8211; \u201d<br \/>\n\u201cWhat the feck?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cHere she is! How about a warm Bessborough greeting?\u201d<br \/>\nThe timid smattering of applause couldn\u2019t hide Eilish\u2019s furious brogue.<br \/>\n\u201cWho. Did. <em>That<\/em>?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cI did.\u201d \u00a0Damien raised his hand.<br \/>\nWith a side reference to Our Lord that was sure to offend Amanda, who Marian knew for a fact to be a regular communicant at St Patrick\u2019s, Eilish unloaded at length on poor Damien when all he\u2019d done was take coloured chalks, write WELCOME EILISH O\u2019CONNOR and then draw a border of shamrocks with a cheeky female leprechaun to one side.<br \/>\nMarian quickly moved the whiteboard in front of the blackboard.<br \/>\n\u201cA very interesting discussion about national stereotypes and the concept of body shaming!\u201d she said brightly. \u201cBut let\u2019s not forget why we\u2019re here. Another big clap please for our wonderful guest !!!!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>And she had to say this for her presenter &#8211; Eilish was a trouper. A thorough professional, with laser-like focus. After the little contretemps over the leprechaun, the morning went smoothly. Ed had all the tech ready and working, so there was an extensive Powerpoint presentation, with one of those little laser pointers for emphasis.<\/p>\n<p><em>WRITE FROM WITHIN<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>FIND YOUR OWN VOICE<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>PRIME THE PUMP<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Eilish talked fluently and at length about each of these topics and snowed them with a blizzard of handouts and short writing exercises. Marian was almost overwhelmed by the abundance of inspiration.<br \/>\nBut not all the participants felt the same. The Bendigo writers did not return after lunch; neither did they tender their apologies, which was rather rude. And the remaining participants grew increasingly restless and, Marian thought, unappreciative. It was most distressing.<br \/>\n\u201cAh\u2026Eilish\u2026when will we get the chance to discuss our projects?\u201d asked Ed. A gaunt and serious man, his 100,000-word work was inspired by Karl Ove Knausgard, and based on his years with the Melbourne Metropolitan Board of Works.<br \/>\n\u201cIs this it? I mean, I was hoping for a more <em>targeted<\/em> approach,\u201d said Silkie. \u201cI mean, like how to find a publisher for <em>The Orb Within<\/em>. I mean, like, right now, memoir is supposed to be hot, self-help is supposed to be hot &#8211; \u201d<br \/>\n\u201cDarlin\u2019, this workshop &#8211; \u201d<br \/>\n\u201cMasterclass,\u201d said Ed.<br \/>\n\u201cMasterclass then. It\u2019s about writing fiction. Things you\u2019ve made up.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cBut you said write from within,\u201d said Silkie.<br \/>\n\u201cI keep a gratitude journal,\u201d said Linny.<br \/>\n\u201cMe too,\u201d said Damian with a shy smile.<br \/>\n\u201cWell, that\u2019s grand,\u201d said Eilish. \u201cThat will make you a saint, but never a writer.\u201d<br \/>\nMelissa chimed in. \u201cDid you have time to look at <em>Cheeky the Kookaburra<\/em>? Did you like the pictures?\u201d<br \/>\nMarian suspected Eilish of refreshing herself from her hip flask in the ladies over the break; she was flushed and swayed ever so slightly as she stood in front of the whiteboard.<br \/>\n\u201cI repeat; this workshop &#8211; masterclass, whatever &#8211; it\u2019s about fiction writing. As in, writing <em>fiction<\/em>. Not gratitude fecking journals, not twee little kiddies\u2019 books, not self-help, or any of that shite.\u201d<br \/>\n&#8220;But look.\u201d Ed held out his copy of <em>The Rain in My Village<\/em>. &#8216;On the back cover, here, it says, \u2018informed by the author\u2019s childhood\u2019. Doesn\u2019t that mean it\u2019s to some extent autobiographical?&#8217;<br \/>\n&#8216;To some extent, Ed, that is pure bollocks. I mean, fair play, I grew up in Dublin, but for feck\u2019s sake, I got the idea from a story in the <em>Irish Times<\/em>. If that was my personal experience, I\u2019d be in custody.\u201d She laughed; more little tinkling bells. \u201cI write <em>this<\/em>.\u201d<br \/>\nAnd she grabbed a red marker and scrawled in large capitals on the whiteboard.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>FICTON<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The class stared at the enigmatic word.<br \/>\n\u201cAh, Eilish, I think you\u2019ve left out the \u2018i\u2019,\u201d said Ed.<br \/>\n\u201cI what?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cThe \u2018i\u2019. You\u2019ve left out the \u2018i\u2019 out of \u2018fiction\u2019.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cAre you trying to be funny with me?\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cNo, Eilish. You\u2019ve made a spelling error.\u201d<br \/>\nThat was when Eilish lost her laser-like focus. In fact, she just lost it.<br \/>\n&#8216;Well, you can take your spelling error and stick it up your arse! No-one\u2019s going to give a toss about your feckin\u2019 sewers, you gobshite! Or your orb, Sulky or whatever it is you call yourself &#8211; &#8216;<br \/>\n&#8216;I don\u2019t have to listen to this!&#8217; said Silkie.<br \/>\n\u201cThen feck off!\u201d<br \/>\nEd and Silkie walked. Amanda left after the tea break. Linny, Melissa, Damien and herself, the dispirited remainder of the Masterclass, laboured away on Eilish\u2019s increasingly random two-minute writing exercises (\u201cImagine you\u2019re a snail!\u201d \u201cWrite from the perspective of your lunch.\u201d) until she broke into another monologue, this time about the group being creativity-sucking vampires, the town being a shithole and the venue being a joke. To top it off, with a dramatic gesture, she swung the whiteboard aside to reveal the leprechaun.<br \/>\n\u201cAnd I\u2019ve had to endure yet another feckin\u2019 Irish joke from a half-witted, illiterate, untalented undertaker. <em>Ethereal Winds of Kronton<\/em>! I\u2019ll give you wind.\u201d<br \/>\nThe noise was deliberate, loud and unmistakable and if Marian could have fainted at will, she would have. Instead, she jumped to her feet.<br \/>\n\u201cTime to call it a day! Thank you so much, Eilish, for\u2026 Well, for\u2026everything!!!!\u201d<br \/>\nIt was hard to meet Damien\u2019s eyes as he packed up his notebook and pens.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It was six o\u2019clock. Gentle snoring came from the slumped figure in the armchair. Eilish slept, but Marian paced up and down in her library.<br \/>\nShe could have forgiven her. Would have forgiven her, even for the damning assessment of her Susan Soames mystery (\u201cHalf-arsed, timid, derivative, badly written shite.\u201d) and the unkind things she said to Amanda and Linny and the rest of the group. They were resilient. They would recover. One day, and probably soon, the Writer\u2019s Circle would be able to laugh as they remembered the events of the Masterclass. They had spouses and families, friends and pets. They had achievements and pleasures apart from writing. And it was obvious by now that Eilish was seriously unhinged. A dipsomaniac and what the young might call a \u2018hot mess\u2019. Marian had a handle on current slang, thanks to young Damien.<br \/>\nDear Damien.<br \/>\nDespite his funereal suit and piercings and platform boots and eyeliner, he was a kind, generous and sensitive soul, carer for his bipolar mum and fifteen-year-old sister. The fantasy world of Kronton was his escape, his refuge, a beautiful world where there were no meltdowns and no suicide attempts, there was food in the fridge and the phones at Centrelink were answered on the first ring.<br \/>\nSo what if <em>The Four Ethereal Winds of Kronton<\/em> was lame? So what if Damien was borderline dyslexic?<br \/>\nThe sight of the poor boy, sitting in front of Eilish and trying not to cry, with soft trembling lips and tear-filled eyes, pierced Marian to the core.<br \/>\n<em>Who does she think she is?<\/em><br \/>\nGlimpsing Eilish\u2019s handbag on the floor beside the armchair, she picked it up and walked slowly down the passage to the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>Ten minutes later, and Marian had prepared supper.<br \/>\n\u201cHere you are, dear. A nice bowl of soup. You\u2019ll feel better if you eat something.\u201d<br \/>\nEilish sat up. Her eyes met Marian\u2019s.<br \/>\n\u201cI think I might have got a bit out of hand back there with that Masterclass,\u201d she said sheepishly.<br \/>\n\u201cThat you did,\u201d said Marian. \u201cBut it doesn\u2019t matter. We all understand.\u201d<br \/>\nEilish\u2019s eyes widened. \u201cYou do? It\u2019s the pressure, you see.\u201d<br \/>\n\u201cYes, dear. This is tomato soup.\u201d<br \/>\nTomato soup, with a few tablespoons of hummus and peanut butter, some cat food (\u2018Tasty Tuna\u2019) and a good slurp of fish sauce.<br \/>\n\u201cI\u2019m making some toast, as well. I\u2019ll go and get it. Don\u2019t wait for me.\u201d<br \/>\nMarian watched as Eilish dipped her soup spoon into the hot red liquid and brought it to her lips, then turned and left the room, locking the door behind her.<br \/>\nBack in the warmth of her kitchen, and ignoring the noise from the front room, she sat at the table and opened her laptop. New folder, new document. First page.<br \/>\nShe had thought about calling her new story <em>Creativity Now! <\/em>It was certainly a vivid, immediate and arresting title. But no. She was old-school (another phrase she\u2019d learned from Damien) and she knew it. She typed:<\/p>\n<p><em>A Susan Soames Mystery: THE BODY IN THE LIBRARY<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/hyacinth-orchid.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-7371\" src=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/hyacinth-orchid-703x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"932\" srcset=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/hyacinth-orchid-703x1024.jpg 703w, https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/hyacinth-orchid-206x300.jpg 206w, https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/hyacinth-orchid-768x1119.jpg 768w, https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/hyacinth-orchid.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This is a Hyacinth Orchid (<em>dipodium roseum<\/em> and yes, I looked it up), just growing through some decking at the retreat venue, Karma Kinglake. There were others growing alongside a walking track. So lovely. Added bonus is a pair of mating bugs!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 \u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just been on a 3-day writer&#8217;s retreat with Meg Dunley &#8211; writer, editor, creativity coach and all-round amazing woman &#8211; in beautiful, green, cool Kinglake. A workshop each day, a one-on-one coaching session, readings and group chats every night. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/?p=7361\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7361"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7361\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7392,"href":"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7361\/revisions\/7392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}