{"id":563,"date":"2013-10-03T23:00:13","date_gmt":"2013-10-03T13:00:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/veritysparks.com\/?p=563"},"modified":"2013-10-03T23:00:13","modified_gmt":"2013-10-03T13:00:13","slug":"fabulous-trash","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/?p=563","title":{"rendered":"FABULOUS TRASH"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Trash. Rubbish. Disposable or disposed of. Your trash could be my treasure &#8211; or vice versa &#8211; but we all know sometimes it&#8217;s just what you need. What you have to have, along with soft-centred chocolates in the afternoon. Trashy movies can be so bad they&#8217;re simply bad, but also so bad they&#8217;re good. But it&#8217;s no good when there&#8217;s nothing offering. Changing channels and all I can find is cooking shows and infomercials&#8230;what am I to do?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s obvious. Read. Thank goodness for\u00a0 the Opp Shop and its shelf of $1 bargains.\u00a0 I passed by <em>Lace<\/em> and <em>Scruples<\/em> and <em>Destiny<\/em> and others of that ilk. Only the best of high class trash for me. I remember as a teenager devouring Georgette Heyer novels and running out of titles; a friend suggested I try Barbara Cartland. Well, I read one or two but quickly realised that I just couldn&#8217;t do Cartland&#8230;she was <em>too<\/em> trashy.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/n125647.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-566\" alt=\"n125647\" src=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/n125647.jpg\" width=\"282\" height=\"475\" \/><\/a>So, my day has been devoted to sinful novel-reading. I started with <em>The Two Mrs Grenvilles<\/em> by Dominick Dunne. Here&#8217;s the first paragraph:<br \/>\n<em>The room was filled with the heady scent of roses past their prime. Pink petals fell from swollen blossoms in a Chinese bowl onto the polished surface of an ormolu escritoire&#8230;<br \/>\n<\/em>(Isn&#8217;t that fantastic? Say it out loud &#8211; <em>ormolu escritoire &#8211; <\/em>and don&#8217;t even bother about what it actually<em> is). <\/em>The book continues for a lush, luscious and totally fabulous 375 pages of decor and name-dropping. Not to mention sex, scandal and socialites and of course, murder. The thing is, this is trash but so well-written, so perfectly done, it&#8217;s like watching a movie only better.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em><a href=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/rachel.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-565\" alt=\"rachel\" src=\"https:\/\/veritysparks.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/10\/rachel.jpg\" width=\"177\" height=\"284\" \/><\/a>My Cousin Rachel<\/em> by Daphne de Maurier.Please, don&#8217;t anyone get insulted if I say de Maurier wrote trash. I think she&#8217;s a wonderful writer and the biography by Margaret Forster reads like a novel. Would it sound better if I said she wrote &#8216;tosh&#8221;? Or &#8216;tripe&#8217;? &#8216;Cos this is amazingly, wonderfully, seriously ripe and ridiculous. First-person narration by an unwordly misfit a la <em>Rebecca<\/em> but this time it&#8217;s a male. Sense of doom from page 1 (uncle makes child look at decayed body on gibbet, for starters). Dripping with detail and description. Takes itself seriously (absolutely <em>no<\/em> laughs). Femme fatale. Suspicion, obsession, madness and murder&#8230;or is it? I saw the movie once &#8211; Richard Burton played Phillip and Olivia de Havilland was Rachel &#8211; but as above, the book&#8217;s the thing to immerse yourself in when you&#8217;ve just got to have high-class, fabulous rubbish to read.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trash. Rubbish. Disposable or disposed of. Your trash could be my treasure &#8211; or vice versa &#8211; but we all know sometimes it&#8217;s just what you need. What you have to have, along with soft-centred chocolates in the afternoon. 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